Jokes (4.2.14 AHW)

Here are few cool jokes that my uncle helped my come up with.

• A bicycle can't stand alone, it is two tired.
• When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
• A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• Those who get to big for the pants will be exposed in the end.
• Did you hear about the fellow that had his whole left side cut off? He is all right now.
• Police were called to a day care center, to handle a child who was resisting a rest

To share some of your riddles or jokes then post them in the comments section, if I get more then 10 by this Friday then I will type them all onto my next post.